{"id":3244,"date":"2012-10-02T11:46:05","date_gmt":"2012-10-02T09:46:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.baptisten-schmiedeberg.de\/?page_id=3244"},"modified":"2016-11-28T10:29:56","modified_gmt":"2016-11-28T09:29:56","slug":"was-zum-schmunzeln","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.baptisten-schmiedeberg.de\/?page_id=3244","title":{"rendered":"was zum Schmunzeln"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table style=\"border-collapse: collapse;\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"305\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.erf.de\/cartoonderwoche\" width=\"300\" height=\"250\" frameborder=\"no\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/td>\n<td><strong>Propheten unter sich<br \/>\n<\/strong>Zwei Propheten treffen sich. Sagt der eine: &#8222;Dir geht&#8217;s gut, und wie geht&#8217;s mir?&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Christen-Weicheier (f\u00fcr Insider)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>* Pastor-trotz-langweiliger-Predigt-Dankesager<br \/>\n* Netto-Lohn-Zehnten-Spender<br \/>\n* Buch-Mose-im-Neuen-Testament-Sucher<br \/>\n* Nach-f\u00fcnfmin\u00fctiger-Gottesdienstverl\u00e4ngerung-sich-Aufreger<br \/>\n* Warmwasser-Getaufter<br \/>\n* Perfekte-Gemeinde-Sucher<br \/>\n* Mit-Fischen-beklebtem-Auto-Vortritt-Erzwinger<\/p>\n<p><em>geklaut von<\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.berliner-stadtmission.de\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3249\" title=\"Berliner Stadtmission\" src=\"https:\/\/www.baptisten-schmiedeberg.de\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/stadtmission.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"98\" height=\"60\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Propheten unter sich Zwei Propheten treffen sich. Sagt der eine: &#8222;Dir geht&#8217;s gut, und wie geht&#8217;s mir?&#8220; Christen-Weicheier (f\u00fcr Insider) * Pastor-trotz-langweiliger-Predigt-Dankesager * Netto-Lohn-Zehnten-Spender * Buch-Mose-im-Neuen-Testament-Sucher * Nach-f\u00fcnfmin\u00fctiger-Gottesdienstverl\u00e4ngerung-sich-Aufreger *&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":887,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3244","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.baptisten-schmiedeberg.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.baptisten-schmiedeberg.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.baptisten-schmiedeberg.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.baptisten-schmiedeberg.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.baptisten-schmiedeberg.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3244"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.baptisten-schmiedeberg.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8563,"href":"https:\/\/www.baptisten-schmiedeberg.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3244\/revisions\/8563"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.baptisten-schmiedeberg.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.baptisten-schmiedeberg.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}